beldaran:

jaboody:

nemeankitten:

So I feel like, in light of the recent upd8, people tend to forget how pragmatic Dave is in combat. Like, y’all are acting like this is something new. Case and point, the AutoHarley

Dave knew that Jack would not hurt Jade, however from an objective standpoint, that move could still be considered fighting dirty by all definitions of the phrase. And I think that a lot of people, in favor of viewing him as some poor innocent cinnamon roll, forget that he’s actually REALLY SMART AND QUICK THINKING IN BATTLE, that’s what happens when you live with a guy like Bro. You learn to make split second choices in the heat of the moment. 

Thus, in combat, Dave is willing to make sacrifices and dirty fight as long as he knows it won’t hurt his friends. He makes an active effort to get all of the body, so even if Dirk’s death is somehow heroic, Jane can still resurrect him, assuring Dirk’s safety just like he was assured of Jade’s years ago.

Put this in contrast to Dirk. 

For all his big talk about the Greater Good, and all the other horseshit he pulled in an attempt to improve his friends, when the chips are down he can’t bring himself to do something that drastic. Even when completely assured of Roxy’s resurrection, he could not bring himself to kill her. I completely and utterly believe that if the roles were swapped, and it was Dave in Dirk’s position, Dirk would not be able to make that desperate move.

tl; dr, Dave is able to make huge decisions and pragmatic moves for the greater good, as long as he’s assured that no one will get hurt or killed in the process. On the other hand, Dirk, by all means the most ruthless of the two, wouldn’t be able to pull it off even assured of their safety, despite inadvertantly hurting others in the past with his less extreme decisions.

#I think ppl act like Dirk is super calculating and Dave is super avoidant but like#thats only surface level stuff#if you look at their motivations and whatnot it’s def clear that Dave is V Capable and clever and super good at what he does#and Dirk like…he cares very very deeply about his friends which is actually one of the reasons hes so hard on them sometimes#like he got on Jake not because he wanted to Control Jake but because he wanted Jake to be stronger and reach his potential#it was kind of a screwed up way of doing it but he still like never meant to harm#and once he realized the harm he did he beat himself up about it because he really does care super deeply#Dirk is a complicated and fucked up guy that could lead to a lot of fucked up selves but at his core he means well#and both him and Dave have potential to be incredibly thoughtful and caring and sensitive

I think that what we’re seeing here is the difference between study and lived experience.

Dirk lived on a platform in the middle of the ocean completely alone, only ever fighting robots he himself built and drones sent by HIC, who knew that she needed him to get into the game and so never actually wanted to kill him. He studied things like combat and philosophy academically in isolation, and never had anything to test himself against. So, in the way of teenagers, he assumed and projected the idea he was super awesome, because he felt like he’d done the work to get there.

Dave learned combat from birth in a very, er, practical way. The kind of fighting he was trained to do would make him incredibly quick thinking and force him to notice, consider, and utilize any and all advantages in a fight. His deep love for his friends means that taking their safety into account isn’t even a question, but he’s not above using them in a fight if he knows it’s going to save them. I doubt Dave has ever read a combat strategy or practiced a kata in his life. Instead he had this (dangerous and abusive) hands on training that made him both extremely skilled and capable of on the spot problem solving in battle. Again, in the way of abused teenagers, Dave assumed he super sucked at everything and projected that idea he’d fail because Bro groomed him to believe he was never good enough.

In reality though, Dave is probably actually a much better fighter than Dirk, even if he hates fighting.

Dirk, out of frustration: well fuck me up and call me a buckaroo Jesus I hate this game Roxy, looking at him with wide eyes, horrified: …Dirk,

landofsomethingsomething:

Dirk, under his breath: huh. *mumble* shit in the gasket *mumble* current inconducive to covalent *mumble* not supposed to *mumble* well just slap me upside the old jolly fuckin’ roger *mumb–* *freezes in place, eyes wide*
Dave, incredulous: dude the jolly fucking what?
Roxy, delightedly: omg did dirk just do a jake. did he. did he?? DIRK DID YOU DO A JAKE
Kanaya, in the distance: ……….. phrasing …… please,

random headcanon: i’ve noticed it’s kind of a thing in homestuck that characters sometimes pick up each other’s quirks when they spend a lot of time together (the Karkat and Dave example comes to mind, but there’s a bunch of others, especially among the trolls). so, after Dirk and Jake have been living together for a while, imagine one day Dirk slips in some old timey English in a conversation without even noticing, and then gets super embarrassed when someone points it out.

landofsomethingsomething:

He tries so hard not to absorb any of that shit… he would die, RIP Dirk

moriment:

fyeahdirkstrider:

Let’s just take a look at how much Dirk cares for fashion and looks – especially considering he’s all alone in the middle of an ocean.

Dirk Strider and his Sweet Fashions – An Appreciation Post

Just picture that teen boy in his apartment, trying his best to look like a real cool bro and so concerned with how rad he looks.

When there’s literally no chance of anyone coming over or walking in on him.

Ever.

Yet he’s not only wearing his anime shades all day, he apparently carefully styles his hair every single morning (and is genuinely worried about his hairdo getting ruined).

What’s more, he really loves checking out his totally rad outfits!

And musing on how they make him look and what they say about him

– he even chooses outfits fitting for the mood and occasion.

(while still being the only human in 2000 miles radius)

PS: Dirk neatly hanging up his clothes while showering makes so much more sense now.

He’d so love to be the coolest kid in the scene and the chillest dude at the party. He’s got it all worked out.

God I can’t take this boy, it’s all too adorable, silly and actually really horribly sad.

dork strider

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sometipsygnostalgic:

 i got 6 new messages so im guessing at least 2 of them are from one homestuck pal and 4 of them are from other people

ok so lets see whats going on now

im just hoping this isnt awkward again

and what are the lilypad trio up to now? anything shocking?

ohmighgosh!!! thats adorable theyre discussing terezis past life (offscreen? what a tease!)

which is nice she could do witha  pal to talk about that wiht even if theyre just pitch-arguing about the fucking dragon again (those eyes are WRONG)

but rose could do with a distaction… look at her… bless… she is truly in hate

oh dear god

ok this is it i like this minipanel more than friday’s it’s so quietly evil

rose contemplating homicide-suicide and grows sharp teeth while john still has a deathglare or should i say a redglare badum-tsh 

now what is vriska up to

im on a boat with a couple o wackos~

that looks a bit like the condesce’s ship with the way shes standing

another minizoom on the top right panel…

i love how beautiful lofaf still manages to be despite being completely clean and also not on fire

i’ll say  again: oh dear god

time to mess with jake and/or his sprite

by revealing that fridge that those up there on cloud 9 forgot about

nice shit if i do say so myself

(mayor pls be warm and welcoming dont exile the cherub)

now to move onto… the actual material

but i think the minipanels are probably gonna be much more charming

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sometipsygnostalgic:

the many similarities between dirk and terezi:

  • a fondness for horribly destroying plush puppet rumpus
  • ironic pointy glasses ninjas 
  • draw no better with a tablet than without
  • raised by themselves miscellaneous demi-sentient objects (puppet/egg) in the middle of fucking nowhere troll-land
  • have knights as dancestors
  • have impressed roxy lalonde
  • love messing with dave, unfortunately for him
  • something something brainghost dirk
  • have been forced to kill themselves and/or stabbed with their own signature swords at least once
  • tried to kill aranea
  • at least 1 item from each bears retcon significance
  • can be overly apologetic and selfcritical
  • but dont troll these guys. just dont. for your own safety.
  • oh my god theyre going to troll each other