headcanons for hxh highschool au:
- whenever there’s a mention of a school dance, both gon and killua simultaneously glance at each other and killuas always the first to break the eye contact, cussing to himself
- killua hates school uniforms bc his wardrobe is so chic not to be noticed
- gon always forgets to wear glasses
- due to gon’s incredible sense of smell, hes always drawn to killua’s bento that his mom makes
- but killua always warns that there might be poison in it for his immunity (red peppers and broccoli)
- gon always brings killua candy and gum for his bento
- killua has such a sugar tooth, he gets dentist visits often
- zoldyck family parties are the worst and killua always ends up in his room trying to do homework
- but cant bc gon keeps texting him about stupid trivial stuff
- killua shares his snapchat with gon but gon takes silly pictures more often that make killua smile at 2:30 am in bed
- his mom thinks hes watching nsfw stuff at 2:30 am
- on the first day of school killua was brought to school in a limo
- his butler, gotoh goes to all his student-teacher conferences
- killua takes alluka to middle school everyday (6th grade aw)
- everyone has a crush on alluka
- gon and killua share most of their classes but in order to not be held back a year for math, killua tutors gon everyday for hours
- they skip classes sometimes to eat chocolate robots on the roof
- i cant think of anymore rn t??? so later
Do you think Killua and Gon are soulmates?
Yes, definitely. I believe so much in this. A soulmate isn’t necessarily The One or the person you’re fated to end up with; it’s the person who comes into your life at the right time to change it and teach you something; a person who complements you; a connected soul who travels with you through many lifetimes. It can be a friend, a lover, a co-worker, an online friend. Your soul is perfectly compatible with more than one other soul on this planet and it’s possible to have more than one soulmate in your lifetime. I’d say Gon and Killua are each other’s first soulmate. Whether they meet other people or drift apart, they will always be soulmates.
But you guys, imagine like a super depressing thing of Gon wanting to partner with Killua (who was brooding in the corner) while at a Christmas party, and he relents. And the game ends up being that ‘How well do you know your partner’ one; where they’re alternately asked questions while the other writes the correct answer about them self down.
And just imagine Gon not being able to answer a ton of questions about Killua. It’d be like:
“Gon, the next question is; what is your partner’s middle name?”
or
“Can your partner play any instruments, and if so, which one(s)?
And oh my gosh it’d be super sad cause he just keeps getting them wrong while Killua is getting basically all of the questions about Gon right and everybody around them is staring and Killua feels like bolting for the door, slouched in his seat and Gon is so ashamed and ahhhahah i hate it.
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zombie apocalypse coffeeshop au where they have to build a base in a sTARBUCKS “ARM YOURSELF WITH LATTE SLEEVES”
!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE COFFEE SHOP AU
“What the fuck is this?” Killua gags, gracelessly spitting back into the paper-cup.
"It’s black coffee,” Gon says, innocently. He leans back onto the dilapidated wall, and a trail of dust breaks loose. “You’ve never had it?”
Killua wrinkles his nose, tossing the cup aside. “Not without at least three pumps of mocha.”
“Killua!” Gon gapes. “You can’t just litter like that—”
“The world is sorta ending,” Killua retorts. “And that was fucking disgusting. I’ll do what I want.”
Gon frowns. “Ne, Killua. You’ve killed people, y’know.You really can’t handle a bitter drink?”
A pause.
“…Dick much?” Killua snarks at the low-blow. “And I didn’t kill them if they were already undead.”
"Fair point,” Gon relents. He sets down his own cup, reaching over Killua’s lap for his makeshift weapon: a sharp, kitchen-knife nailed to a broomstick. He and Killua had actually found an entire drawer full of knives in the back-room, during their first night hiding out at Starbucks, of all places.
This idea is dumb as shit, Killua had snarked.
The zombies won’t know that, though, Gon had replied, grinning.
Another fair point.
“What’re you gonna use for a weapon, Killua?” Gon asks, at length.
“Dunno yet,” Killua says. “We’ll find something—this place is pretty dodgy. Remember when we bludgeoned that one dude with the espresso machine?”
“Yeah,” Gon says, a bit dreamlike. “It was pretty cool.”
“It was, wasn’t it?”
Another pause.
“We’re gonna die, aren’t we?”
“Eh,” says Gon.
“Eh,” says Killua.
“If it’s with you,” Gon tells him, easily, “Then it’s okay.”
“H-hey…” Killua flushes. “If you die, I’ll kick your ass, got that? And is this really the time to be sappy?”
"It’s always the time to be sappy,” Gon singsongs, leaning in close.
"Hey, stop that.” Killua smacks him on the arm. “You’re covered in dirt. And blood.”
“You are, too.”
“And coffee-juice.”
“Ah. Shut up, Killua.”
“Make me, then.”
Gon grins, moving closer. Killua swallows.
Gon says, breath hot: “Okay…”
holy shit i just saw a crunchyroll ad on my tv. for one second, gon from hunter x hunter was on cabel tv.
ok I still cant get over that rn with hxh on hiatus gon is stuck in this hell of doing fucking math homework
IM LAUGHING SO HARD POOR GON HE’S LEARNING THE QUADRATIC FORMULA IN A HELLISH REPEATING LOOP

Also this happened. I’m glad Gon doesn’t think of Ging as his dad because YEAH HE REALLY DOESN’T DESERVE THAT
ALSO LOOK AT MITO DISHING OUT TRUTH
Also Gon just being like “~I guess I am a terrible sonnnnnn~” and Mito being like “WHAT NO I’M SAYING GING IS A PIECE OF SHIT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT” and then “lol i was kidding” STOP TROLLING YOUR MOM GON
but huh it’s kind of weird Gon would say that even in jest, I wonder if the reason he never gets angry about any of this is on some level he’s fundamentally not really worthy of being treated like a son or something. Like is he trying to say he doesn’t even feel like he’s been a good son even to Mito, and that’s why he bought it up to her?
I MAY BE READING TOO DEEPLY INTO IT, THIS IS JUST A WEIRD EXCHANGE. never mind i give up on trying to understand you hxh

HxH fic:
Cliffside Echoes || Chrollo, Alluka | Gen | G | 1.9k (set during a vague and undisclosed time post-anime) || Art by trivelie
In which Chrollo finds he’s not quite as alone as he thinks.Planned, drawn and written for smallnark’s birthday, which was back in June. trivelie and I came up with a scenario together. trivelie drew the image, I wrote the fic around it, and chrolloneon did an excellent editing job and was very patient.
Sorry about the wait, Narkfriend. We hope you enjoy this, late as it is!. ❤
Regarding Alluka’s gender:
If you’re one of the people who bring Illumi and Milluki into the discussion about Alluka’s gender, please remember that at no point in canon either of them is even implied to be correct or in the right. As opposed to Killua.
So … keep that in mind the next time you feel like saying ‘Alluka’s a boy because [any one of the adult Zoldycks] says so!!!’.
If you do find yourself giving into the urge, remember that it says a lot more about you than it does about Alluka.
even the fucking chapter titles refer to alluka as killua’s little sister
chapter 322: 兄妹; “older brother and younger sister”
So what if, Gon saves this white cat life. White cat becomes attached to Gon, but its tsundere, and Gon misses Killua so he names the cat after him. Gon loves this cat because it reminds him of Killua. Then one day Killua and Alluka visit Whale Island and Killua and cat Killua meet, and cat Killua is the master cock blocker.
omg ogm omg omg om g