theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

the hiveswap fandom exploded a bit in the past several days, so friendly reminder that you can read a transcription of the entire game here, including all flavor text, conversations, strifes, and hints, if you want to use that to analyze or speculate on anything.

imaginedirkjake:

post-sburb reconciliation fic that i never finished

warning: dirk has a (short) anxiety attack in this, and there is a very brief mention of dave’s childhood neglect


You’re sitting on the dock with your feet in the water and it’s night out. The smell of salt and brine and the warm darkness around you is so intensely familiar that it almost crosses to uncomfortably comforting. It’s steady and you remember a thousand nights like this.

The water is warm on your feet. This is dissonant and jarring. The ocean you knew wasn’t achingly cold like Jane remembers the ocean nearest to her being, but it certainly wasn’t warm at all.

There are still a few lights on in the distance and the smell of earth and green plants and moss and life is fascinatingly distracting. You’re still not over it. Maybe you will, eventually, take plants and dirt and anything but salt and steel for granted. Maybe in a hundred years. Or five.

Rose complained earlier that the salt in the water left an odd texture on her skin. Everything but that texture is odd to you. You hear footsteps. Your clothes still smelled of salt for a good few weeks into the game. That was comforting, too. Someone’s coming your direction and you don’t know who, in the dark. You shouldn’t find the memory of your prison so reassuring. You try to judge the weight of the footsteps.

Oh. It’s Jake.

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mimsiical:

earth c is flooded 2400s earth not unflooded normal earth and everyone ends up in dirks apartment, nobody is happy about this: GO! (it’s going to be dirkjake, bckgrnd davekat and roxy/calliope) 

(warnings: drowning mentions, pov character dissociating, discussion of death, discussion of food/food rationing, implications of characters being triggered (dave w/ dirk’s apartment, puppets, and jake w/ the sendificator), sensory overload, and most importantly: painfully awkward interactions with ex-bf)


The world goes dark, and you wake
up drowning. Water in your mouth, gagging on the taste, in your nose, eyes,
burning, and you go on autopilot without a second thought. You kick, hard,
forcing your eyes wide against the sting, following the glimpse of light until
you float, choking and then just coughing, on the surface of the sea.

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what is WRONG with you people! – mimsical – Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]

mimsiical:

Summary:

EB: i don’t know why i have to say this but let me be clear:
EB: furries are not sexy!!


anyway formatting memos is a headache because there are so many details 

read my fic if you’re interested in john trying to drag everyone as a joke and then getting trounced by everyone instead

what is WRONG with you people! – mimsical – Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]

Homestuck and furries

arrghus:

One thing I really like about Homestuck is its treatment of furries. Like, not just that it has them, and celebrates them being who they are and drawing strength from it, though it undoubtedly does that, but also its sheer variety of characters who can all be plausibly described as furries, yet are completely different from each other in their approach to furrydom.

For starters, let’s look at Jade. Jade thinks that dogs and wolves are really rad, and kinda wants to be one. She admires their powerful sense of smell, their powerful bodies, their soft fur. She thinks they’re beautiful, and shows a deep affection for her pet/guardian Bequerel. She does not show any particular interest in fursuits, because she doesn’t want to dress up as a dog, she wants to be a dog, and a fursuit would allow her to mimic almost none of the qualities she so admires. For Jade, furrydom seems to be above all about the power trip. Indeed, when she ascends to doghood, her transformed state has very limited animal traits, just a pair of ears really, but in return she gains access to the animal traits she most admires, like an absurdly powerful sense of smell, soft furry ears, and the ability to channel the unfettered energies of an incomprehensibly vast extradimensional ball of fire. Just like dogs do.

Nepeta, on the other hand, never shows all that much sign of wanting to be a cat. She loves cats, she roleplays as one on the internet, she wields cat claws as a weapon, she hunts wild beasts and dresses up in their pelts. She does all these things, and she clearly enjoys them, but shows no sign of Jade’s desire for transformation, and doesn’t go on about how great they are. Animals are just a part of life for her, and while she loves them she doesn’t place them on any kind of pedestal.

Then there’s Equius, with his, er, fine art and his, let’s say sweaty reaction to it. Something something the only transformation he desires is for one of his adored and beloved sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet musclebeasts to step on him, killing him instantly.

Judging by the pictures in his apartment, Dirk has a strong interest in fursuits and related gear, and probably some kind of desire to either be or be with either some sort of anthropomorphic animal, or a dude in a fursuit, or both, or all four. Hard to tell, he keeps a bit quiet about that side of himself, regarding it as embarrassing.

Rose has a squid girl desktop background. There’s probably something to that, given how incredibly ridiculously gay she is (she has arguably flirted with every single girl she’s ever met who wasn’t her mother, for one). She also seems to be really into becoming a catgirl, though like Dirk, the non-catgirl version of herself rejects this as embarrassing.

Jake isn’t into furrydom in your traditional sense (afaik) but he shows a strong interest in the Na’Vi from long-forgotten blockbuster hit Avatar, fantasizing about being one and about being with one, not to mention dressing up as one.

There’s a staggering number of different approaches to the same basic concept on display, a dazzling variety of ways to interpret a single basic notion, a notion known as Furry.

And that’s without mentioning Calliope, Cronus, Horuss, Meulin, Dave, Vriska, or Terezi.

Gemstuck Headcanons

i’m using gems that already exist in the show just to have a clear visual for everyone.

Alphas:

Roxy: Rose Quartz, leader of the rebellion against Pink Diamond (Her Imperious Condescension).

Dirk: Orange/Peach Pearl, right hand of Roxy and her first ally in the rebellion (I considered having him be a Jasper for about 5 seconds, but Pearl fits him so well I couldn’t not make him one)

Jane: Holly Blue Agate, a general in the rebellion (mostly for the aesthetic, but i think her strict no-nonsense attitude fits too.)

Jake: Emerald, and not many headcanons for now; it’s mostly because there’s not too many green gems at this point. Might change if we get more gems that fit him.

Betas:

John: Aquamarine; more of a carefree prankster than canon aquamarine, and a truly op ally in the rebellion

Rose: Pink Sapphire; a major strategist for the rebellion due to her future vision 

Dave: Ruby; not too attached to this one, could change if we get a better fitting red gem; possibly was involved in time travel research (as a subject/experiment) before joining the rebellion

Jade: Peridot, good with technology and plants, and her job as a former Kindergardener fits with Jade’s canon role as the frog breeder (perfect fit seriously)

(I waffled a bit on the Betas, but honestly I made my final decision because I wanted them all to be part of the shorty squad.)